HUG, DON’T HANG STUFFIES. — Tote Bag
Before Signal & Post dealt in correspondence, coordinates, and other matters of unreasonable consequence, its founder was known for hanging stuffed animals from her handbags. Since 1999.
It was her signature.
Then someone close to her observed that she was, technically, hanging them.
She was horrified.
Worse still, these innocent creatures were being dragged through trains, restaurants, pavements, public lavatories, and the general atmosphere—quietly serving as plush filtration systems for the entire world.
The practice ceased immediately.
This tote commemorates the incident, the fallen tradition, and the belated discovery that a keychain attachment is not necessarily an act of affection.
Carry your stuffies inside.
They have suffered enough.
Text printed on the bag:
“Hug, Don’t Hang Stuffies”
Premium Material: Crafted from durable, 100% cotton canvas—built to survive the elements, from the high seas to daily city commutes.
Heavy-Duty Fabric: Made with substantial 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²) canvas designed for everyday use and long-term carry.
The Perfect Blueprint: Cut to a clean, 15-in x 16-in footprint, balancing practical storage with a sleek silhouette.
Reliable Carry: Features 20-in self-fabric canvas handles, making it easy to carry.
Color: Available in natural.
Print Format: Printed in crisp quality on one side of the bag.
Field Note: Absolutely effective against disorganized daily carry, chaotic errands, and casual weevil infestations. Pack your assets wisely.
HUG, DON’T HANG STUFFIES. — Tote Bag
Before Signal & Post dealt in correspondence, coordinates, and other matters of unreasonable consequence, its founder was known for hanging stuffed animals from her handbags. Since 1999.
It was her signature.
Then someone close to her observed that she was, technically, hanging them.
She was horrified.
Worse still, these innocent creatures were being dragged through trains, restaurants, pavements, public lavatories, and the general atmosphere—quietly serving as plush filtration systems for the entire world.
The practice ceased immediately.
This tote commemorates the incident, the fallen tradition, and the belated discovery that a keychain attachment is not necessarily an act of affection.
Carry your stuffies inside.
They have suffered enough.
Text printed on the bag:
“Hug, Don’t Hang Stuffies”
Premium Material: Crafted from durable, 100% cotton canvas—built to survive the elements, from the high seas to daily city commutes.
Heavy-Duty Fabric: Made with substantial 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²) canvas designed for everyday use and long-term carry.
The Perfect Blueprint: Cut to a clean, 15-in x 16-in footprint, balancing practical storage with a sleek silhouette.
Reliable Carry: Features 20-in self-fabric canvas handles, making it easy to carry.
Color: Available in natural.
Print Format: Printed in crisp quality on one side of the bag.
Field Note: Absolutely effective against disorganized daily carry, chaotic errands, and casual weevil infestations. Pack your assets wisely.